off topic rant because i am supremely pissed off

To the person who vandalized my friend Richard’s office desk because he caught you cheating in his lab class,

You better fucking pray you never cross paths with me. You athletes think you’re better than the rest of us because you can throw a ball into a hoop with more frequency than someone like me. Big fucking deal. Big man on campus? I doubt it. Once college is over, then what? Have fun bagging my groceries, asshole.

So, he caught you cheating in his class. So, he is an unabashedly proud and out gay man. Does that make it okay for you to tape tampon instructions on his office desk? Of course it doesn’t. You are the lowest of the low. Let me tell you a story.

Junior year, college. At a hall meeting, my friend unwittingly comes out to the rest of our dormitory. A few weeks later, we come back to find “fag” spraypainted on our door. We eventually figured out the culprit, and I made sure his nose forever bent in the opposite direction. Greatest moment of my life. Cliff’s right fist and knee, meet Adam’s face. Fucker.

This brings me back to you. You’re lucky you’re in Charlotte. Of course you did the cowardly thing, and waited until classes were over to do this so there would be no repercussions. I want my friend to fail you, but he’s far too nice a person to do such a thing. I have so much pent up rage and aggression from everything that has happened to me over the last two years, and I have desperately needed a target. My pillow doesn’t always cut it, and neither does booing R-Truth and Jeff Hardy.

I broke someone’s nose once, don’t think for a second that I’d hesitate to do it again. I love my friend, and he did nothing to warrant this idiocy. You’re a jerk and a coward, and it angers me to no end that you will get away with this. Just know that I hate you for doing this to one of the nicest guys you will ever meet, and the best friend I’ve ever had.

Sincerely,

Cliff Rushing

/rant over