Like, SERIOUSLY? Wow. Just wow.
As far as I can tell, she’s wearing the admittedly redonkulous outfit in her Celebrity Apprentice intro vid package thing. You know, when she’ll be all like, “I’m Maria Kanellis, WWE Diva. I think I can win Celebrity Apprentice because male bloggers have inappropriate crushes on me,” and everyone else in America will be looking at her in that outfit and thinking, “Bitch, please.”
so, could someone please tell me why CM Punk dumped her?
Mark this date down. I will say this once, only once, and in the only possible circumstance where it would make sense:
CM Punk can be a moron sometimes
There, I said it. You blew it, kid. Lita’s nice, and can wrestle a hell of a lot better than Maria, but…I mean…COME ON, DUDE.